Some days start better than others.
Some days start better than others.

Today I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna.
Today I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna.

Life is like a box of chocolates; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.
Life is like a box of chocolates; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.

There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention.
There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention.

Hella heart eyes for you.
Hella heart eyes for you.

Throw sass around like confetti.
Throw sass around like confetti.

Being happy never goes out of style.
Being happy never goes out of style.

A little contour and confidence.
A little contour and confidence.

Smile a little more, regret a little less.
Smile a little more, regret a little less.

I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.
I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.

I woke up like this.
I woke up like this.

All about the vibe.
All about the vibe.

Mentally at the beach.
Mentally at the beach.

Grow through what you go through.
Grow through what you go through.

Escape the ordinary.
Escape the ordinary.

The way you speak to yourself matters the most.
The way you speak to yourself matters the most.

Let it hurt and then let it go.
Let it hurt and then let it go.

Whatever is good for your soul, do that.
Whatever is good for your soul, do that.

Get out there and live a little.
Get out there and live a little.

Less perfection, more authenticity.
Less perfection, more authenticity.

Life happens, coffee helps.
Life happens, coffee helps.

I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort.
I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort.

Decluttering my life like Marie Kondo.
Decluttering my life like Marie Kondo.

Life is simple. It’s just not easy.
Life is simple. It’s just not easy.

You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.
You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

You can regret a lot of things but you’ll never regret being kind.
You can regret a lot of things but you’ll never regret being kind.

Smile big, laugh often.
Smile big, laugh often.

Crazy hair, don’t care.
Crazy hair, don’t care.

Coffee and confidence.
Coffee and confidence.

But first, let me take a selfie.
But first, let me take a selfie.

Don’t dream of it. Train for it.
Don’t dream of it. Train for it.

Live more, worry less.
Live more, worry less.

All I really need is a passport.
All I really need is a passport.

Start somewhere.
Start somewhere.

Be happy, it drives people crazy.
Be happy, it drives people crazy.

Create your own sunshine.
Create your own sunshine.

Life is too short for bad vibes.
Life is too short for bad vibes.

Maybe she’s born with it.
Maybe she’s born with it.

Better an Oops, than a what if.
Better an Oops, than a what if.

You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.
You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

I put the ‘Pro’ in procrastinate.
I put the ‘Pro’ in procrastinate.

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Be a cupcake in a world of muffins.
Be a cupcake in a world of muffins.

Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments has become my adult goals.
Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments has become my adult goals.

There’s no ‘we’ in fries.
There’s no ‘we’ in fries.

Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless.
Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless.

May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.
May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s an Instagram filter.
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s an Instagram filter.

At least my pizza still loves me.
At least my pizza still loves me.

If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.

I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.

If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.

It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.
It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.

Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.
Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.

Do whatever makes you happiest.
Do whatever makes you happiest.

Look for the magic in every moment.
Look for the magic in every moment.

Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.
Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.

Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean you should stop dreaming.
Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean you should stop dreaming.

Be yourself, there’s no one better.
Be yourself, there’s no one better.

Stress less and enjoy the best.
Stress less and enjoy the best.

If you were looking for a sign, here it is.
If you were looking for a sign, here it is.

Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.

When nothing goes right, go left.
When nothing goes right, go left.

Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot.
Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot.

You have to believe the changes you’ve already made.
You have to believe the changes you’ve already made.

Keep your heels, head, and standards high.
Keep your heels, head, and standards high.

Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.
Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.

Things I used to trip on, I walk over now.
Things I used to trip on, I walk over now.

And it’s all fun and games until somebody falls in love.
And it’s all fun and games until somebody falls in love.

Life is like photography, we develop from negatives.
Life is like photography, we develop from negatives.

She was simple like quantum physics.
She was simple like quantum physics.

Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.
Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.

People will stare. Make it worth their while.
People will stare. Make it worth their while.

Don’t be afraid of your shadow; it’s really just a constant reminder that there’s light all around you.
Don’t be afraid of your shadow; it’s really just a constant reminder that there’s light all around you.

Why chase you when I’m the catch.
Why chase you when I’m the catch.

Self-love is the best love.
Self-love is the best love.