There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman sentenced to beheading by guillotine.
This Englishman was brought out first and as the blade fell towards his neck it got stuck.
Tradition was that if this happened then they had to let him free so the Englishman was saved.
Next they brought the Scotsman out and as the blade fell towards his neck the same thing
happened so they had to let him free as well. As the Irishman is being brought he is kicking and
screaming and making a terrible fuss. One of that guards says to him “What’s the matter with
you.” The Irishman replies, “I’m not going near that thing until you get it fixed!”
