There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a 

There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a 

bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, “ATTENTION 

ALL” and farts loudly. 

The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at 

the drunk and says” Excuse me, you just farted before my 

wife.” 

The drunks replies,” I’m sorry I didn’t know it was her turn.”