The man had gone to the dentist for his annual checkup. The dentist asked the man if
he had been eating anything over the past few months that was not ordinarily in his diet. The
man said, “Why yes, I have as a matter of fact. My wife developed a new receipt for hollandise
sauce that is just terrific and I have been putting it on almost everything that I eat.” “Well”,
said the dentist, “I’m afraid that the acid in the lemon juice used in the hollandise sauce has
started to corrode your dental plate. I’ll have to make you a new plate. But this time, I’ll make
it out of chrome.” “Out of chrome ” exclaimed the man. “Why would you do that?”.
“Because,” said the dentist……..”as everyone knows”……”there’s no plate like chrome for the
hollandise”