How do you catch a polar bear?
Q. How do you catch a polar bear? A. You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.
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What’s the difference between a shoping trolley and a University vice chancellor? – Jokes
What’s the difference between a shoping trolley and a University vice chancellor? A: You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it’s only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own.