Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last hotel, he pleaded to the manager, “You’ve got to have a room somewhere, or just a bed, I don’t care where.” “Well, I do have a double room with … Read more
His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he wrote to Jesus promising to be a good boy in the future, then maybe Jesus might be willing to get him one. So the boy started writing out a letter ‘Dear Jesus, I promise to be … Read more
A man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets. He sees a monkey with a price of 5000$ and goes to the merchant to ask for details. Hey mister, the monkey…what does it know to worth that much money? Well, it knows Windows 95, 98, 2000, … Read more
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to church. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful attendance the pastor went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the pastor asked, “How come after all these years we don’t see you at … Read more
I decided it was best to explain it at a level she would understand so I said, “You just had breakfast?” “Yes.” she replied. “Well, the food goes in your mouth down into your tummy Our body takes all the good stuff it needs from out of the food then what’s left goes down to … Read more
Nasruddin Hodja had a buffalo whose horns were set wide apart. Hodja often felt an urge to sit on the animal’s head between the horns, but never dared try it. One day the animal came and sat down very near him. Hodja threw caution to the winds and seizing the horns swung himself into the … Read more
“Follow me son”, the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people The father added, “First, we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they did. “Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of … Read more
One night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant In the blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames The alarm went out to all fire departments for miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and … Read more
So, one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So, the husband ordered beer and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. “Yuck, … Read more
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and says, “I haven’t eaten anything in four days.” She replies, “God, I wish I had your willpower.”