Two atoms are walking down the road
Two atoms are walking down the road. One says to the other, “OH NO I just dropped an electron “ “Are you sure?” asks his friend. “Yes” he replies “I’m POSITIVE “
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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet. “My dog’s crossZeyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well,” said the vet, “let’s have a look at him.” So he picked the dog up and examined his eyes, then checked his teeth. Finally, he said, “I’m going to have to put him down.” “What? … Read more
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by writing on the farewell card, So later he could remember how his staff “miss” him. Most people are writing … Read more
A duck walks into a drugstore, and asks the cashier if he has any beer
A duck walks into a drugstore, and asks the cashier if he has any beer. The man says “No, this is a Drugstore, we don’t sell beer here” The Duck leaves, and returns home. The next day, he comes back to the store and asks the cashier again. The man then replies, “I told you … Read more
A man finds a genie who says that it will grant him three
A man finds a genie who says that it will grant him three wishes but that every pollitition in Australia would get double. The man says, “Ok, I wish for $1 million” “Granted”, says the genie, “but remember every pollitition in Australia will get double” The man says, “Ok, now I wish for a Ferrarii” … Read more
A man was walking in the park when he came across a koala
A man was walking in the park when he came across a koala .He took it to the polieman and sid “i’ve found this koala what should i do with him” The policeman said ,”take him to the zoo” The next day the policeman was walking in the same park when he saw the same … Read more
Craig David ,Shaggy and Britney Spears wre stuck in an elevator
Craig David ,Shaggy and Britney Spears wre stuck in an elevator when they smelled something like rotten eggs,Craig David said “I’m walkin’ away”,Shaggy said “it wasn’t me” and Britney Spears said “Oops I did it again”
A truckdriver saw a priest hitchhiking He thought he would do a good turn and pulled
A truckdriver saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over.”No problem, Father IÌll give you a lift. Climb in the truck.” The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down … Read more
There were three guys They each were asked to name something green pink
There were three guys. They each were asked to name something green, pink and yellow. The first guy said “my shirt is green, my tie is pink and my pants are yellow”. The second guy said “the grass is green, the sun is yellow and my door is pink.” The third guy said “the phone … Read more
This chap lives alone and he was feeling a bit lonely so he goes to
This chap lives alone and he was feeling a bit lonely, so he goes to the pet shop to get something to keep him company. The pet shop owner suggested an unusual pet, a talking millipede. “OK,” thought the man,”I’ll give it a go…” So he bought a millipede, took it home, and for lack … Read more