1. One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. “Bubba, where’d you get that truck?!” “Mary gave it to me,” Bubba replied. “She gave it to you? I knew she was … Read more
1. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back home to get my husband’s help. When I got home I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was … Read more
1. The Argentinean golfer Robert de Vincenzo went to the parking lot to get his car after having won an important tournament. At that moment, a woman approached him After congratulating him for his victory, she told him her son was at the edge of death and that she had no money to pay the … Read more
1. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guy a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first guy answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!” The policeman says, “Well… uh… that’s because … Read more
1. Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, “It could have been worse.” To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Frank … Read more
1. A Father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” “Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,” he replies. To this his friend responds “Strange ambition to have for a career.” “Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!” A blonde … Read more
1. A Man asks every night before going to bed: “Oh Lord, make me win the main prize in the lottery!” So it goes year in and year out Man gets old and rickety over the years, but every evening he asks: “Lord, make me win the main prize in the lottery!” One evening a … Read more
1. A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny … Read more
1. The officer signals for her to pull over, and then walks over and asks her with a smile: “What’s the rush?” “I’m late for work.” “Sure,” says the officer, “What do you do?” “I’m a rectal dis tender.” “A what? A rectal dis tender? And what is that, exactly?” “Well, you see, I start … Read more
1. The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from BC Canada for 1,000 dollars, or one from Alberta Canada for 800 dollars. Being poor, they bought the cow from Alberta. The cow was wonderful. It produced lots … Read more