My dog swallowed my TV remote control. Now, I have to pat his back to get the BBC, press his
stomach to get Sky, rub his neck to get ITV… and decided I could do without Channel 4.

My dog swallowed my TV remote control. Now, I have to pat his back to get the BBC, press his
stomach to get Sky, rub his neck to get ITV… and decided I could do without Channel 4.