Little Johnny watched fascinated as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. 

“Why are you rubbing cold cream on you face, mommy?” he asked. “To make myself 

beautiful,” said his mother. A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue. 

“What’s the matter?” asked Little Johnny. “Giving up?”