James wanted to start a new hobby, and he decides he’s going to learn a new flying
sport. So he invites his friends to come and watch.
He takes them to the top of a cliff, and produces three bird cages Z one containing a
budgerigar, the second containing a chicken, and the third a parrot.
“What *are* you up to?” asked one of his friends.
“Well,” said James, “I couldn’t decide between budgieZjumping, henZgliding or parrotZ
shooting…. so I thought I’d try all three.”