“I’ve just been into my local pet shop. I said, “How much is that doggy in the window?” “The
one with the waggly tail?” the owner replied, laughing. “No, the one with three legs. I’ve only
got twenty quid,” I replied.”

“I’ve just been into my local pet shop. I said, “How much is that doggy in the window?” “The
one with the waggly tail?” the owner replied, laughing. “No, the one with three legs. I’ve only
got twenty quid,” I replied.”