“I phoned my wife at work. “We’re out of rabbit food. What shall I give them?” “Give them
some carrots,” she said, “and make sure you skin them first.” I called back an hour later.
“They’re not eating the carrots. In fact, they’re not doing much at all.” “That’s odd,” she said, “I
know,” I said. “Now, what shall I do with all this fur?””