“HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN… compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her,
stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine &
dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of
the earth for her….
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN… show up naked, bring beer.”
