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Get ready to laugh out loud with our hilarious jokes webpage! Discover a treasure trove of witty one-liners, clever puns, and side-splitting anecdotes that will keep you entertained for hours. From silly jokes to clever wordplay, our collection caters to all senses of humor

There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared

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“There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared,” the weather report said “You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets.” Joe said, “Jeez, okay,” and got up from his coffee. The next day they were sitting down with their morning cups … Read more

The devil decides to pay them a visit so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing

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The devil decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they’re happy. They tell him, “Well, we’re so sick of the cold where we’re from, and this place is nice and toasty.” The devil, annoyed, storms away and goes to … Read more

The local animal shelter knows he has a dog and they think that this could be their way into his wallet

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The local animal shelter knows he has a dog and they think that this could be their way into his wallet. They go to his door and he answers, “What do you want?” One of the ladies replies, “Hello Mr Smith. We know you are very wealthy and we know you also never give to … Read more

Two elderly nuns Sister Dulce and Sister Andrea are on their way back from the market one evening

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Two elderly nuns, Sister Dulce and Sister Andrea are on their way back from the market one evening. It’s already very late, and they have quite a distance left before reaching their convent. Suddenly, Sister Dulce grabs hold of Sister Andrea’s arm “Is it just me,” she asks, “or is that man following us?!” Sister … Read more

He saw an ad in the newspaper about a sales position

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He saw an ad in the newspaper about a sales position He didn’t know the first thing about sales, but figured he could learn, and so he contacted the company. “It’s simple,” said the hiring manager “You go door-to-door selling toothbrushes Everyone needs a toothbrush, you should be able to sell lots of them.” The … Read more

The Us / Mexico Border Guard Is Shocked When Juan Said This with two large bags over his shoulders

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The Us / Mexico Border Guard Is Shocked When Juan Said This with two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties … Read more