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A reverend awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had to get rid of it. He called the sanitation department, the health department and several other agencies, but no one seemed able to help him. In desperation, the … Read more
A little girl and her mother are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in the bushes behind the church. When the little girl returns, her mother asks her if she threw up. “Yes,” the girl says. “But I didn’t have to go all … Read more
A duck walks into a drugstore, and asks the cashier if he has any beer. The man says “No, this is a Drugstore, we don’t sell beer here” The Duck leaves, and returns home. The next day, he comes back to the store and asks the cashier again. The man then replies, “I told you … Read more
A man finds a genie who says that it will grant him three wishes but that every pollitition in Australia would get double. The man says, “Ok, I wish for $1 million” “Granted”, says the genie, “but remember every pollitition in Australia will get double” The man says, “Ok, now I wish for a Ferrarii” … Read more
A man was walking in the park when he came across a koala .He took it to the polieman and sid “i’ve found this koala what should i do with him” The policeman said ,”take him to the zoo” The next day the policeman was walking in the same park when he saw the same … Read more
Craig David ,Shaggy and Britney Spears wre stuck in an elevator when they smelled something like rotten eggs,Craig David said “I’m walkin’ away”,Shaggy said “it wasn’t me” and Britney Spears said “Oops I did it again”
A truckdriver saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over.”No problem, Father IÌll give you a lift. Climb in the truck.” The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down … Read more
This chap lives alone and he was feeling a bit lonely, so he goes to the pet shop to get something to keep him company. The pet shop owner suggested an unusual pet, a talking millipede. “OK,” thought the man,”I’ll give it a go…” So he bought a millipede, took it home, and for lack … Read more
From The Times: ‘A young girl, who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth, was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coastZguard spokesman commented: “This sort of thing is all too common these days.”‘
A guy walks in to his psychiatrists office and says” Doc you got to help me, One night I dream I’m a tepee and the next night i dream that i am a wigwam.” The doctor say’s,” relax, you’re two tents.”