Bob is sitting in a bar next to a guy named Clark. Clark gets his usual and drains it he
then turns to Bob and says, “I bet you I can jump of the roof and loat to the ground.” Bob says
“okay go for it.” So clark jumps and floats to the ground. So Bob orders what clark just had
and tries to jump and float. So he jumps and SPLAT he hits the ground and dies. Clark walks
back in the bar and the barkeep says “You know Superman you’re really mean when your
drunk ” Rimshot
