abhinaynarayansingh Excuse me if I sound rude, but if your greatest achievement in the world of work has been getting a job as a careers advisor, then the very last thing I would ever want from you is Advice on my career.
“For people who suffer from a sweaty face in the hot season… You can spray regular deodorant on your face to help reduce the problem. Just make sure you keep your eyes open so you can see where you are spraying it.”
“I don’t get most of the jokes on here recently and you English can’t even spell properly it’s remotely you idiots. America.————————– Please a) take note of the following grammatical and structural corrections: “I DON’T get most of the jokes THAT HAVE BEEN POSTED on here recently and you English CAN’T even spell properly: IT’S … Read more
“Why do we have to wear seatbelts on planes? Has there ever been a time when an air crash investigator has viewed a plane crash scene and said, if only they were wearing seatbelts.”
“I was getting money out of the ATM earlier and it asked me if I wanted an ‘Advice slip’ with my cash, so I hit yes…. Out came a note saying ‘stop using the benefit system to fund your crack habit’”
“My Dad’s suggestion to fight fire with fire turned out to be very bad Advice indeed. I guess I should have learnt not to trust him after the incident where I used paper to defend myself from rocks.”
“INVESTMENT TIP If you purchased 1,000 of Bradford & Bingley ordinary stock two years ago, you would have 0 left today; If you purchased 1,000 of HBOS, ordinary stock two years ago, you would have 87 left today; If you purchased 1,000 of Northern Rock ordinary stock two years ago, you would have 0 left … Read more
“A man walks into a lawyer’s office and asks, “How much would it be to ask you three questions?” The attorney answered, “$500.” “Holy cow!” the man replied, “That’s a bit steep, isn’t it?” “No.” said the attorney. “What’s your third question?””
“How to write a successful joke: For a joke to be successful, one must consider the various discourses of humour, especially pertaining to the various genres of comedy that exist. One must also consider the various synonyms of the vocabulary used in the joke and the intended meaning of the word (versus the normal usage … Read more
Advice to poor People/Council House tenants -disguise the fact that your property needs expensive external cladding work by covering the whole of your house with St George’s Flags