abhinaynarayansingh 
A reverend awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had to get rid of it. He called the sanitation department, the health department and several other agencies, but no one seemed able to help him. In desperation, the … Read more
A little girl and her mother are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in the bushes behind the church. When the little girl returns, her mother asks her if she threw up. “Yes,” the girl says. “But I didn’t have to go all … Read more
विश्व आदिवासी दिवस, जिसे विश्व के स्वदेशी लोगों के अंतर्राष्ट्रीय दिवस के रूप में भी जाना जाता है, एक महत्वपूर्ण वैश्विक उत्सव है जो दुनिया भर में स्वदेशी समुदायों की अनूठी संस्कृतियों, परंपराओं और योगदान को पहचानता है और उनका जश्न मनाता है। प्रतिवर्ष 9 अगस्त को मनाया जाने वाला यह दिन उस समृद्ध विविधता … Read more
A duck walks into a drugstore, and asks the cashier if he has any beer. The man says “No, this is a Drugstore, we don’t sell beer here” The Duck leaves, and returns home. The next day, he comes back to the store and asks the cashier again. The man then replies, “I told you … Read more
A man finds a genie who says that it will grant him three wishes but that every pollitition in Australia would get double. The man says, “Ok, I wish for $1 million” “Granted”, says the genie, “but remember every pollitition in Australia will get double” The man says, “Ok, now I wish for a Ferrarii” … Read more
A man was walking in the park when he came across a koala .He took it to the polieman and sid “i’ve found this koala what should i do with him” The policeman said ,”take him to the zoo” The next day the policeman was walking in the same park when he saw the same … Read more
Craig David ,Shaggy and Britney Spears wre stuck in an elevator when they smelled something like rotten eggs,Craig David said “I’m walkin’ away”,Shaggy said “it wasn’t me” and Britney Spears said “Oops I did it again”
A truckdriver saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over.”No problem, Father IÌll give you a lift. Climb in the truck.” The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down … Read more
There were three guys. They each were asked to name something green, pink and yellow. The first guy said “my shirt is green, my tie is pink and my pants are yellow”. The second guy said “the grass is green, the sun is yellow and my door is pink.” The third guy said “the phone … Read more
This chap lives alone and he was feeling a bit lonely, so he goes to the pet shop to get something to keep him company. The pet shop owner suggested an unusual pet, a talking millipede. “OK,” thought the man,”I’ll give it a go…” So he bought a millipede, took it home, and for lack … Read more