A truckdriver saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled
the truck over.”No problem, Father IÌll give you a lift. Climb in the truck.” The happy priest
climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road.
Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved
to hit him. But he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute
he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer. But even though he was sure he missed
the lawyer he still heard a loud “THUMP”. He glanced in his mirrors and when he didnÌt see
anything, he turned to the priest and said, “IÌm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer.”
“ThatÌs okay,” replied the priest. “I got him with the door “