A piece of straight, clean string goes into a bar and orders a gin and tonic – Funny Jokes 

A piece of straight, clean string goes into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The barman 

serves the drink, the string downs it and walks out. Ten minutes later a dirty, twisted, ragged 

piece of string walks into the bar. “Here Z are you that piece of string that was here ten 

minutes ago?” asks the barman Z “No” replies the string “I’m a frayed knot”

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