A man walks into a bar and notices two pieces of beef nailed to the ceiling. He asks the
barman why they’re there. “It’s a competition. If you can climb up there and get those bits of
meat down you’ll get free drinks all night. But if you try and fail then you’ll have to buy a
round for everyone in the pub. Do you fancy having a go?” The man has a long, hard look at
the ceiling before saying, “No, I’ll just have a pint thanks. The steaks are too high.”
