A man walked into a bar and the barman said to him “Hello do you want a drink?” “Yes
please” replied the man.The barman then gave him a drink and waited for his money but the
man didn’t pay the barman argued with him and said “Thats £3.00 please” but the man
replied “No you asked me if I wanted drink not if I wanted to buy one” a lawyer sitting in the
corner agreed so the barman let him off and banned him from the pub.The next day the man
went back to the pub and the barman said “Oi are’nt you the man I barred yesterday?” “No”
replied the man, “oh” said the barman “You must have a double” “Yes please said the man I’ll
have a malt whiskey”