A man took his dog to the vet. “Sorry,” said the vet, “but your dog is dead”. Distraught
man asks the vet for a second opinionZZ the vet brings in the practice cat. Cat sniffs aroundZZ
no response from dog. Vet says “sorry, but your dog is dead”. Man insists on a third opinion,
so vet brings in the practice labrador. Practice dog sniffs aroundZZno response from man’s
dog. Reluctantly the man accepts his dog is dead. On the way out, the receptionist gives him a
bill for £1000. “Good grief,what is this for? “Well, said the receptionist, “it’s £50 for the vet,
£300 for the catscan and £600 for the lab report.
