A guy tries to enter a nightclub but is stopped at the door by the bouncer who tells him 

A guy tries to enter a nightclub but is stopped at the door by the bouncer who tells him 

that he can’t get in without wearing a necktie.  The guy goes back to his car, looks around but 

can’t find a tie.  He sees a set of jumperleads in the back so he puts them around his neck and 

ties a rough knot.  He walks back to the nightclub.  When the bouncer sees him he looks him 

over and says “OK you can go in Z but don’t start anything”

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