A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender: “Got any grapes?”
The bartender replies: “This is a bar, not a market, we don’t have grapes”;
The duck walks out of the bar, only to return the next day; once again, the duck asks the
bartender: “Got any grapes”?
The bartender says;” look, I told you yesterday that we don’t sell grapes here “
The duck leaves, but returns the next day, with the same question: “Got any grapes?”.
The bartender angrily replies: “look, I have already told you twice that we don’t have any
grapes here. Now get out of the bar before I nail your little webbed feet to the floor “.
The duck walks out, but comes back the next day. He asks: “Got any nails?”
The bartender replies: “No, this isn’t a hardware store “.
Duck says: “Got any grapes?”