A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the
ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, “My friend is
dead What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure
he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says, “OK,
now what?”
