A grad student, a postZdoc, and a professor are walking through a city park and they
find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”
“Me first Me first ” says the grad student. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat
with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless.” Poof He’s gone.
“Me next Me next ” says the postZdoc. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a
professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other.” Poof He’s gone.
“You’re next,” the Genie says to the professor.
The professor says, “I want those guys back in the lab after lunch.”
