INVESTMENT TIP If you purchased 1,000 of Bradford – Fuuny Advice Jokes

“INVESTMENT TIP If you purchased 1,000 of Bradford & Bingley ordinary stock two years

ago, you would have 0 left today; If you purchased 1,000 of HBOS, ordinary stock two years

ago, you would have 87 left today; If you purchased 1,000 of Northern Rock ordinary stock two

years ago, you would have 0 left today; If you purchased 1,000 of Merrill Lynch ordinary stock

two years ago, you would have 0 left today; If you purchased 1,000 of Royal Bank of Scotland,

ordinary stock two years ago, you would have 76 left today; If you purchased 1,000 worth of

canned beer two years ago, drank all the beer and sold the aluminum cans for recycling, you

would have 188 left today; Based on this example, my investment tip is: (i) Avoid bank shares

(ii) Drink canned beer heavily and (iii) Sell the cans for recycling”

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