“When getting into a fight in a pub, don’t concern yourself with ungentlemanly fisticuffs. First
shout something innocuous at your opponent, to grab the pub’s attention. Then calmly walk to
the door. There, turn around and in your loudest voice yell, “At least I’m not a pedophile.” The
seed planted into everyone’s mind will do more long-term damage than any punch could ever
do.”
