A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, “My dogs crossZeyed. Is there
anything you can do for it?”
“Well”, said the vet, “Let’s have a look at him.” So he picks the dog up by the ears and has a
good look at its eyes.
“Well,” Says the vet, “I’m going to have to put him down.”
“Just because he’s crossZeyed?” said the man.
“No, because he’s heavy,” said the vet.
