Two men jump out of a plane. One is holding a Budgerigar, the other is holding a
Parrot and a shotZgun. As they fall away from the plane the man holding the budgie lets it go.
A moment later the man with the Parrot lets go of his bird and takes a lame shot at it with the
shotgun.
They both hit the floor.
In their dying moments, one turns to the other and says, “I don’t think much of this
Budgiejumping”
The other dying man turns to him and replies, “No, i don’t think much of this high altitude
paratchuting .”
