A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?”
The bartender considers it, then agrees.
The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat.
He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano.
The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, “If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?”
The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first.
The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat.
He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano.
The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat’s music.
While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog.
“Sorry,” the man replies, “he’s not for sale.”
The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front.
“No,” he insists, “he’s not for sale.”
The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash.
The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.
“Are you insane?” the bartender demanded.
“That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!”
“Don’t worry about it.” the man answered.
“The frog was really nothing special you see, the rat’s a ventriloquist.”
The cop says woman
Fox & Grapes
A man went to God and asked, “What’s the value of life?”
God gave him a stone and told him to figure out its value without selling it.
The man then took the stone to an orange seller and asked about its value.
The orange seller offered 12 oranges for it.
The man refused and told the seller that God asked him not to sell it.
He went to the vegetable seller and also asked him what is the value of that stone.
The vegetable seller offered a sack of potatoes which the man refused too.
Then he proceeded to the jewelry shop and again asked about the value of the stone.
He was offered $100,000 which he refused too.
But the jeweler offered $150,000 again, however the man explained that he should not sell the stone.
In the end, he went to a precious stone shop and again asked about the value of this shiny stone.
The seller saw the ruby, laid it down a red cloth and he put it on it.
He asked the man where he got the stone and told him that he could never be able to purchase it even if he sold the whole world and his own life.
The man was stunned and went back to God and explained to him what happened.
Then he asked God one more time: “What is the value of life?”
To which God replied: “The answers you got from the Orange Seller, the Vegetable Seller, the Jeweler and the Precious Stone’s Seller explain the value of our life…
You may be a precious stone, even priceless, but people may value you based on their level of information, their belief in you, their motive behind entertaining you, their ambition, and their risk taking ability.
But don’t fear, you will surely find someone who will discern your true value.”
In the eyes of God everyone is unique and precious.
You should respect yourself and know that nobody can replace you.
He turns on his flashlight and proceeds
The doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.
His Mother said, “Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?”
“Uhh, oh yeah, O.K.” responded the kid.
So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book.
When she gets back, Dad asked, “Well how much did you give the boy this time?”
“Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000.”
“That’s $1020!!!” yelled Dad, “Are you going crazy???”
“Don’t worry hon,” Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, “I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!”
She charged that he had called her a pig
The doctor examined the man
A group of frogs were traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit.
When the other frogs saw how deep the pit was, they told the two frogs that they were as good as dead.
The two frogs ignored the comments and tried to jump up out of the pit with all their might.
The other frogs kept telling them to stop, that they were as good as dead.
Finally, one of the frogs took heed to what the other frogs were saying and gave up
He fell down and died.
The other frog continued to jump as hard as he could.
Once again,the crowd of frogs yelled at him to stop the pain and just die.
He jumped even harder and finally made it out.
When he got out, the other frogs said, “Did you not hear us?”
The frog explained to them that he was deaf.
He thought they were encouraging him the entire time.
Two bachelors are talking
The snow in a one-horse open sleigh
A doctor remarked on his patients, ruddy complexion.
“I know” the patient said “It’s high blood pressure, it’s from my family.”
“Your mother’s side, or father’s side?” questioned the doctor.
Neither, my wife’s. “What?” the doctor said “that can’t be, how can you get it from your wife’s family?”
“Oh yeah,” the patient responded, “You should meet them sometime!”
A lady went to a doctor office
Sam goes to the doctor
Mom, why am I named Rosemary?”
“Because on the day you were born the cook of the hospital accidentally spilled a little rosemary on your cheek while you were in the incubator .”
Satisfied the girl leaves the room and her brother walks in. “Mom, why is my name Leaf?”
“Because on the day you were born a visitor was carry a bouquet of flowers and one of the leaves fell of and landed on your forehead.”
The satisfied boy left the room and his sister came in the room.
“Mommy, why was I named Lily?”
“Because on the day you were born-“
“Waaaaaahhhhhhhhh!”
” KEEP QUIET REAL LIFE MINECRAFT GRAVEL I’M TALKING TO YOUR SISTER! “
Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson
A Kurdish man goes to a store
The salesman approaches the farmer and says, “Good day to you sir! I’d like to tell you about our top-of-the-line tractor. You will not find a better tractor than this anywhere and I can see that you are a man of discerning tastes. Tell you what.”
Old Joe interrupts the sales pitch and without a word leads the man to the barn.
When they get there he says,
“You a good salesman? Let me tell you a story.”
“The other day I came out to milk old Bessie. I just got sat down behind her and she kicks me with her back left leg.”
“So I tied it to the stall. Then she kicks me with her back right leg. So I tied that to the stall, too. Then she swats me right in the face with her tail. So I tied a piece of twine to her tail and looped the other end
over the rafters.”
The salesman gives a puzzled nod, and the farmer continues.
“Then my wife walked into the barn and she sees me standing behind old Bessie.”
“Now, mister… if you can convince my wife I was only trying to MILK that cow I’ll buy one of your damn tractors.”
A baby turtle was standing
Three little boys visiting their grandparents
An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money.
She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions after all, the client is always right an employee took the elderly woman to the president’s office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit.
She placed her purse on his desk and replied, ‘$165,000′ The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money.
The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, ‘What kind of bets?’
The elderly woman replied, ‘Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.’
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye.
She just looked at the president and said, ‘Would you like to take my bet?’
‘Certainly’, replied the president.
‘I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.’
Done, the elderly woman answered.
But given the amount of money involved, if you don’t mind I would like to come back at 10 ‘ clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.
During camouflage training
Shortly after British Airways 293 flight
A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day and asked her what she had between her legs.
“That’s something you’re never going to talk about again. And you shouldn’t touch it because it has teeth,” she replied.
Many years went by, and the boy never touched any girl in between her legs because he was very scared.
One day, however, he met the love of his life, and they got married.
On their wedding night, his wife asked him to touch her there.
“No,” he said. “It’s got teeth.”
“Silly goose!” she said.
She spread her legs wide for him to see. “See? No teeth!”
“Well, I’m not surprised,” he replied. Not with gums like that.
A little boy and his grandfather
A couple were driving home
Three devout nuns were summoned into the priest office one day.
He told them “You have been loyal to the Lord and our church.
Because of this, I am granting you permission to go out and sin one time.
At the end of the day come back, confess your sin, bathe in holy water, and you will be forgiven.”
At the end of the day the three nuns returned.
The priest called on the first nun. “What sin have you committed my child?” The priest asked.
“I stole coins from the fountain,” the nun replied. “You are forgiven.
Go bathe in the holy water.”
He called the second nun to him.
He asked her sin and she replied “I danced around the square n*ked.”
He forgave her sin and sent her to bathe in the holy water.
The priest called the third nun to him.
The third nun walked in the office giggling uncontrollably.
The priest asked what sin she had committed.
When she got her laughter under control she replied “I peed in the holy water.
Three mice are sitting in a bar
Two guys walking in front of a large church
Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don’t have to go to school on Monday.
The first Friday the question was, “How many gallons of water is there in the whole world.”
No one knew so they all had to go to school on Monday.
Next Friday, the question was, “How many grains of sand is there in the whole world.”
No one knew so they had to go to school on Monday.
By this time Little Johnny is getting mad because he doesn’t want to go to school on Monday.
So he paints two ping-pong balls black and the next Friday right before the teacher asked the question he rolled the ping-pong balls up to her.
She asked, “Alright, who’s the comedian with the black balls?”
Johnny said, “Eddie Murphy, see you Tuesday.”
A man went to the police station
A priest was hiking in the woods
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee…
“What’s the matter, dear?”, she whispers as she steps into the room.
The husband looks up from his coffee,
“I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. Do you remember back then?”, he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
“Yes, I do”, she replies.
The husband pauses.
The words were not coming easily.
“Do you remember when your father caught us in my car?”
‘Yes, I remember”, says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues.
“Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,
“Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?”
“I remember that also”, she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says…
“I would have been released today if only I took the right decision!”
The husband called the wife on the phone
A woman went down to the Welfare Office
A certain king of Spain who was very proud of his ancestors was known for his cruelty toward those who were weaker than him.
Once he was travelling with his retinue over a field in Aragon where years ago he had lost his father in a battle,
when he came upon a holy man rummaging through an enormous pile of bones.
“What are you up to there?” asked the king.
“All honor to Your Majesty!” said the holy man.
“When I heard that the king of Spain was coming here, I decided to gather the bones of your deceased father and deliver them to you but no matter how hard I look, I cannot find them, they are just the same as the bones of peasants, the poor, beggars and slaves.”
The teacher begins her lesson
Santa was traveling in a train
Open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.”
This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.”
One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor praying for food. Thinking it would be funny, he went and bought her all sorts of groceries and left them on her porch.
The next morning the lady screamed, “Praise the Lord, who gave me this food.”
The neighbor laughing so hard he could barely get the words out screamed, “It wasn’t the Lord, it was me.”
The lady without missing a beat screamed,
“Praise the Lord for not only giving me food, but making the atheist pay for it!”
When I was interned in Dr Eiras Hospital
A elderly couple were killed in an accident
Little Johnny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having lovemaking so he asks,
“What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away.
So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having lovemaking and then asks him “What are you guys doing?”
And his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!”
So Johnny leaves and goes to his room.
The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says,
“So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!”
And she replies “OMG! Hows you know!?!?” and
Johnny replies, “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.
Elder brother and his girlfriend
Superman and flash were in the living room
George was planning on going out with “The Boys” when his wife told him that he wasn’t leaving the house.
George’s Wife: “The last time you went out with your friends you got so drunk that you puked on your shirt.”
George: “But Honey, I promise that I wont drink a drop of alcohol all night!”
So after begging his old lady for an hour,..
George got the OK the go out with the guys as long as he stayed off of the booze.
George met up with the guys at a local bar and proceeded to get shit-faced.
After about 3 hours of guzzling liquor, George blew chow all over his shirt.
George: “Shit! The old lady is going to throw my ass out of the house for getting drunk and puking on my new shirt!”
Bill, George’s best pal, gave drunk ass George an idea of how to keep from getting in trouble with the wife.
Bill: “All you got to do is have a $20 bill in your hand when you walk through the door.
Then, when she accuses you of barfing all over yourself,
Just tell her that some other drunk puked on you and that he gave you 20 bucks to get the shirt cleaned.”
So, when drunk ass George walked into the house with money in hand, his wife was waiting for him in the living room.
Georges wife: “I knew that your drunk ass would spew bile and booze all over that new shirt!”
George: “Honey, let me explain! This drunken fool at the bar puked on me and gave me 20 bucks to have it cleaned.”
His wife snatched the money out of his hand and observed that he was holding two $20 bills.
George’s wife: “Is that so? Then where did the other 20 dollar bill come from?”
George: “Oh, That’s from the guy who shit in my pants.”
A minister gave a talk to the community center
Three friends who were lost in the forest
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.”
He looked around and couldn’t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, “Pick me up.”
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top was a frog.
The man said, “Are you talking to me?”
The frog said, “Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up.
Then, kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride.”
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
Then the frog said, “What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.”
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
“Nah, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.”
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner
The angry wife met her husband
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear.
In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful.
Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could.
The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff his hopes were dim.
Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, “Dear God! Please give this bear some religion!”
The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to an abrupt stop, and glanced around, somewhat confused.
Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky and said, “Thank you, God, for the food I’m about to receive.”
Wife Comes Home Drunk
She gets out of bed
There were five people aboard an airplane having engine trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four parachutes.
Everyone wondered what should be done to determine who should get the parachutes.
One person said that he was the smartest thing that hit the face of the Earth, and that he was too smart to die.
So, he took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft.
The second person said that she was too important to die, she had children and a family to take care of, and they depended on her to care for them.
So, she took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft.
The third person said that he was too important to die because his family depended on him for survival.
He was the head of household and the sole bread winner.
So, he took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft.
Finally, there were only two people left, and one parachute.
One person was a 12-year-old boy, and the other was a 65-year-old man.
The old man said, “Well son, I have lived a good life, and you are too young to die, you have a long life ahead of you.
So, you take the last parachute.”
The boy asked, “Why, Sir?”
The old man said, “Well, there is only one parachute left.”
The little lad said, “Sir there are really two parachutes left.”
The old gentlemen asked, excitedly, “Yeah? How?”
“Well,” replied the boy, “you know that guy who thought he was the smartest and greatest thing that hit the face of the Earth?
He grabbed my backpack.”
A lady came to the hospital
A lady goes to the doctor and complains
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.
Here is your Oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses.
If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many cafes located throughout the area,” said Peter.
“Heck, Gloria,” the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off,
“We could have been here ten years ago if you hadn’t insisted on exercising three times a week and eating that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat food!”
The Infuriated Atheist Neighbor
Joe packs the picnic basket
A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor, “Where is my baby?!”
The doctor replies, “They are both fine, you have a beautiful boy and girl.
Your husband went back to work and you were out so long that your brother named them.”
The woman looked concerned, as her brother wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. “Oh no. What did he name them?”
“He named the girl Denise,” The doctor replies.
The woman, relieved, “Well, that’s not so bad. What about the boy?”
“Denephew.”
A judge was interviewing a woman
The passenger window and tapped lightly
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator.
It’s about 10 feet long.
The bartender flips out and says, “Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here.
It’s going to bite one of my customers and I’m going to get sued.”
The guy says, “No no no, it’s a tame alligator.
I’ll prove it to you.”
He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar.
Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator’s mouth.
The alligator just keeps his mouth open.
After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator’s mouth and zips up his pants and says, “See, I told you it was a tame alligator.
Anybody else want to try it?”
The drunk down at the end of the bar says, “Yah, I’d like to try it but I don’t think I can hold my mouth open that long.
There are 3 girls on a island
Two hot young ladies are talking
A man with a mask on walks into a bank and goes to the desk.
He pulls out a gun and points it at the lady at the desk. He says,’Open the vault skank’.
The woman says, ‘Sir, this is a seed bank.
We don’t have any money here’.
The man says, ‘Open the vault right now or i’m going to blow your bang head off’. She opens the vault and turns back to the man and he said, ‘Take out one of those jars’.
The woman said, ‘please sir, i promise you we don’t have any money here.
This is a seed bank’.
The man said, ‘Take out one of those jars right now or ill blow your bang head off’.
The women turns, grabs the jar and looks back to the man and he said, ‘Take lid off and swallow it’.
She looks at him in disgust and pleads to him saying, ‘Sir, this is seed.
Please, i’m not drinking seed.
We don’t have any money here. Please leave’.
The man says, ‘Take the lid off and drink it or ill blow your bang head off’.
So the woman’s takes off the lid and kicks it back real quick and swallows it with little to no problem then turns to look back at the man and to her amazement he took off the mask and it was her husband.
He looked at her and said, ‘See! It’s not that bang difficult is it’.
A guy goes on to a ship
Girl melons got one size bigger
Mr Brown was telling his son a bed-time story.
“Once upon a time there was a white bunny…”
“Jeez..dad it’s boring,what about science fiction?”
“Ok, Ok”
Mr Brown said,
“Once upon a time there was a Bunny who got onto a spacecraft and….”
“Dad, a little more grown up!”
“Do you promise me not to tell your mom?” asked Mr Brown.
” I swear!”
“Ok”,
“Once upon a time there was a undressed bunny…”
A father was reading a magazine
The Elderly Couple Gets Stranded On Island
A couple went to a bang therapists office
The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”
The man said, “Will you watch us having lovemaking, for your expert analysis?”
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said,
“There’s nothing wrong with the way you have lovemaking,” and charged them $50/-.
This happened several weeks in a row.
The couple would make an Appointment, have lovemaking with no problems pay the doctor fees and then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find-out?”
The man said, “We’re not trying to find out anything.
She’s married And we can’t go to her house – I’m married and we can’t go to my house.
The 5 star hotel charges $3000/-, 3 star hotel charges $1500/-, Any other hotel charges minimum $500/- for one day room.
We do it here for $50/-, and I get that back from Medical Insurance.”
An elderly man walks into a confessional
A man came to visit his grandparents
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar.
Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, “Attention all!!” and farts loudly.
The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says,
“Excuse me, you just farted before my wife.”
The drunks replies, “I’m sorry I didn’t know it was her turn.”
A family is at the dinner table
The nervous young bride became irritated
Two friends went to interview for the same job.
They were both in the waiting area when the first friend got called for his interview.
The second friend gave him a thumbs-up as he headed into the interview room.
The interviewer reviewed the man’s resume and then asked him a few questions.
The interview was going well until the interviewer asked, “So if you are on a moving train and it was very hot, what would you do?”
The man thought about it for a second and responded, “Well, I would open the window.”
“Amazing!” exclaimed the interviewer and asked, “Let’s say the train is traveling at 100 miles per hour, and the window is 1.25 sq ft. How much air would enter your cabin in a minute?”
The man thought about the equation for a while, tried to answer it but failed. So he was rejected and returned to the waiting room and his friend in despair.
He quickly told his friend about the interviewer’s question so he wouldn’t suffer the same fate.
The second friend was called into the interview room.
The interviewer reviewed his resume and began with a few mundane questions before asking, “If you are a train and it was very hot, what would you do?”
“Uh, well,” the friend stumbled on the question, “I would take my jacket off, of course.”
The interviewer responded, “Well, what if it was still too hot?”
“I would take off my shirt!” exclaimed the friend.
The interview then asks again, “What if it is still too hot, even without a jacket and your shirt?”
The man then said, “I would take off all my clothes, but I would not open the window!”
One night a blonde nun was praying
Two blonde girls walk into a store
Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says, ‘I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.’
His second friend says, ‘I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.’
Santa says, ‘I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.’
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
‘No I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.’
A teacher realized that one of his students
A elderly couple a priest and a doctor
A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood.
His wife answered, “Not tonight dear I have a headache.”
The man replied, “Is that your final answer”? She said, “Yes.”
He said. “OK, then, I’d like to phone a friend.”
A woman is in bed with her lover
A husband and wife decided
Many years ago a man was travelling through the mountains of Switzerland.
Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep.
He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night.
The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.
As the story goes, the farmer’s daughter asked her father, “Who is that man going into the barn?”
“That fellow is travelling through,” said the farmer.
“Needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn.”
The daughter said, “Perhaps he is hungry.”
So she prepared him a plate of food for him and then took it out to the barn.
About an hour later, the daughter returned.
Her clothing dishevelled and straw in her hair.
Straight up to bed she went. The farmer’s wife was very observant.
She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty.
So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn, and she too did not return for an hour.
She also headed straight to bed. The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.
When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she broke into tears.
“How could he leave without even saying goodbye,” she cried.
“We made such passionate love last night!”
“What?” shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain.
The farmer screamed up at him, “I’m going to get you!
You had make love with my daughter!”
The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next to his mouth, and yelled out… “LAIDTHEOLADEETOO!
A doctor drives by a small town
A guy comes home from work