1. A young lady is buying a box of tampons in the store. They are missing the UPC and won’t ring up. The cashier asks his co-worker to go and check the price of Tampax. Do you mean the kind you push in or the kind you hammer in? Everyone including the cashier is shocked: … Read more
1. An elderly man goes into a night house and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. “I’m 90 years old,” he says. “90!” replies the woman. “Don’t you realize you’ve had it?” “Oh, sorry,” says the … Read more
1. Mr. Johnson boarded a plane to New York City. He was about to sit down in the aisle seat he had booked when he saw a blonde woman sitting in his seat. “Wh-what are you doing?!” sputtered Mr. Johnson. “I specifically booked this seat! Why aren’t you sitting in your seat?!” The blonde woman … Read more
1. Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty … Read more
1. A frail old man is put in to a care home by his family. They visit him a few days later and as they are talking he starts leaning to the left. A nurse quickly runs over and props him up straight. A little while later he starts leaning to the right, again the … Read more
1. “How can I know the best way to act in life?” the disciple asked the master. The master asked him to build a table. The disciple drove in the nails with three precise blows. One nail, however, struck a hard spot and the disciple needed to deliver one more blow – which drove in … Read more
1. So there was this female business executive who was late for a meeting. She is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40. A cop pulls her over and says “ma’am, can I please see your license?” She says “I’m sorry, officer, but I got it revoked two years ago for … Read more
1. A man knocked at his Bedouin friend’s door to ask him a favor: “I want you to lend me four thousand dinars because I have a debt to pay can you do that for me?” The friend asked his wife to gather together everything they had of value, but even so it was not … Read more
1. Two blonde gals went together to play the slot machines at the casino. Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to the front of the casino and sit on the bench to wait for the other. Trixie quickly lost all her money and went to sit on the bench. … Read more
1. An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet ‘I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days, then skip a day …… And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have … Read more