1. A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman enteredShe was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from herThe young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly 2. She started thinking about her grandparents… but what about her … Read more
1. “Mum, am I adopted?”“No, of course not”, replied his motherWhy would you think such a thing?Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test resultsNo match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived the other side of the city.Perturbed, hi 2. The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open … Read more
1. She ended the letter saying she preferred accommodation as close as possible to a WC.You anglophones will recognize WC as a water closet or toilet. The Swiss innkeeper was not that well acquainted with English, so he took the letter to his friend the par 2. The old lady handed her bank card to … Read more
1. A farmer had 5 female pigs but times were hard and he needed a solution.A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned 5 male pigs.After talkin 2. Little Johnny was eating … Read more
1. A little lizard is walking through the Australian bush when a voice calls“Hey lizard”The lizard looks up and perched in the tree is a koala smoking a joint.“Come on up and join me in a joint”So the lizard climbs the tree and the koala rolls him a joint an 2. A man goes to … Read more
1. A man and his wife check into a hotelThe husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest.She lies down on the bed when, suddenly, an elevated train passes by very close to the wind 2. … Read more
1. Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.“We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole”, said Bob, “But we don’t have a ladder.”The woman said, 2. When I first met my wife we went on … Read more
1. A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police.“For example.” he said, “when I entered my chambers today, I was positive that I had my gold w 2. Please be advised that all members … Read more
1. An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.The drunk proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell 2. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple … Read more
1. The librarian handed the chicken a book and the bird left.Ten minutes later, the chicken returned, tossed the book on the desk and said: ‘book, book, book, book’.The librarian handed the chicken a different book and the chicken left.Ten minutes later, the 2. A mother sees her son watching television and says,“Jimmy! I thought … Read more